And Hillary wins Somalia. Well, they would if those countries could vote in the Democrat primary. The Senlis Council has conducted a sorta-survey in the parts of those countries that it could and came up with these preferences:

Don’t worry Senator Clinton. You win Somalia:

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Poor Senator McCain. Don’t they know he’s a maverick? (Or maybe they looked that term up and found out that it is a term for a cow that runs away. Nobody likes a runaway cow). To be fair, he would likely take Albania, Mongolia and southern Sudan.

Read all about it here.